Dungeon Inc.: Maternity Leave

“Have you ever delved dungeons to deal death to your foes as part of a steady job with food, accommodation, perks, and plenty of opportunities? Well let me show you our entry-level contract at Dungeon, Inc." - Garalgux the Smooth, hobgoblin recruiter

A Short History of Dungeon, Inc.

A couple centuries ago our founder, the illustrious Mister Noir, set about exploring the Dungeon, and he quickly realized that despite the risks and the meager returns, adventurers always wanted more. So he came upon the idea of offering them what every adventurer craves: gold, a sense of doing good, and the thrill of danger... should they survive, of course.

Our vision

Mister Noir built around him an organization focused on servicing our three main categories of clients: Gold-grabbers, Do-gooders, and Thrill-seekers. But as you can well imagine, there are costs associated with building, populating, and patrolling the aeries (as we call our client “dungeons”), surveying them, and ensuring our employees earn a decent wage. Our revenue comes from the equipment and valuables that the clients leave behind when they fail to leave the Dungeon alive.

The Mission - Eliminate the Clients

The Cavern of the Wyvern with the Golden Eggs was developed to attract both gold-grabbers (wyvern egg-shells are rumoured to be solid gold) and thrill-seekers (a wyvern!). It’s an interlaced web of natural caves that the clients access by spelunking. There are five clients currently exploring the aerie who, if properly disposed off, will leave valuable additions to the company's assets.

Dungeon Inc. is the most recent release from The Merry Mushmen, following their super successful February 2026 Kickstarter campaign. The game is rule-light, rewards creativity and clever play. It is a parody of traditional Dungeon Crawling fantasy, however its goal is to be more than just jokes. During this session, we'll quickly roll up and flesh out your Dungeon Inc. employees and dive into your first mission on the job!